Wednesday, August 13, 2014

Holloway Road

[Lindsay Buckingham “Holiday Road”]



Fell in love long ago-o-o
With Arsenal and the Holloway Ro-o-oad
Holloway Ro-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-oad
Holloway Ro-o-o-o-o-o-oad

Jack be nimble, Jack be qui-i-ick
Ramsey goal from a Giroud fli-i-ick
Holloway Ro-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-oad
Holloway Ro-o-o-o-o-o-oad

Aaron Ramsey [I Want Candy]

[Bow-Wow-Wow “I Want Candy”]



I know a guy with magic feet
[clap-clap-clap-clap clap-clap]
The number sixteen can’t be beat
[clap-clap-clap-clap clap-clap]

He’s got everything that we desire
[clap-clap-clap-clap clap-clap]
He sets the football pitch on fire
[clap-clap-clap-clap clap-clap]

Aaron Ramsey!
[clap-clap-clap-clap clap-clap]
Aaron Ramsey!
[clap-clap-clap-clap clap-clap]
Aaron Ramsey!
[clap-clap-clap-clap clap-clap]
Aaron Ramsey!

[clap-clap-clap-clap clap-clap]


Friday, December 13, 2013

O Tottenham

'Tis also the season to mock thy neighbor. So I present [pun intended] this little offering to the tune of O Tannenbaum/O Christmas Tree:



O Tottenham O Tottenham
You’ll never be our equal
O Tottenham O Tottenham
You’ll never be our equal


Your wheels are always coming off
Say Mind the Gap, and Gooners scoff
O Tottenham O Tottenham
You’ll never be our equal




Thursday, December 5, 2013

There Is Just One Santi Ca-zorla

'Tis the season for low hanging fruit. A ridiculous chant for Santi Cazorla to the tune of "I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus."


There is just one Santi Ca-zorla
And he wears the Arsenal red and white
His first touch is so sweet
There's not a man that he can't beat
He'll pass you off the pitch with either of those magic feet
Oh there is just one Santi Ca-zorla
And he wears the Arsenal red and whiiiiiiiiiite
Well his first touch is a dream
It's the best we've ever seen
There is just one Santi Ca-zor-laaaaaa



Wednesday, December 4, 2013

The First Özil

'Tis the season and all so settle in for some Christmas inspired ridiculousness. First up is our man Mesut. His arrival signaled a sea change in our transfer policy and confirmed that dry powder does indeed explode spectacularly. 

The first Özil
That the Arsenal did see
Was the perfect control of a ball down the wing
From the wing he played, with just the right weight
A pass to Giroud served up on a plate
 Özil Özil Özil Özil
Born is the king of Ashburton Grove